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Powerless Haikus

Jordan is an English major on a Communications co-op term at TRIUMF. When the power went out at TRIUMF, he was asked to write about what it was like. He decided to write it in haiku. He had never written a haiku before. It showed.

I have never written a haiku before. After the power came on, I Googled haikus and these barely count.  Enjoy.

 

The power is out

There is nothing left to do

Except write haikus

 

Computers shut off

I forgot to save my work

Many strong expletives

 

Eyes raised to the ceiling

A brief respite from the screen

It is sunny out?

 

A brief argument

On the location of Spain

No one can Google

 

Two scientists turn

Engage in deep discussion

Or maybe shallow

 

Silent Meson Hall

Punctuated by a laugh

Cannot find the source

 

The power is back

I am Googling some haikus

Amateurish, I

– Written by Jordan Pitcher (Communications Assistant)

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4 Responses to “Powerless Haikus”

  1. i clicked on your link
    i was not disappointed
    but now i must go

    p

  2. Isaac says:

    These are awesome-ish!
    Truly, you have have great talent
    Maybe subatomic?

  3. Xezlec says:

    Hark! Oh power gods,
    I do beseech thee, end this
    Lest haikus go on

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