If you need current, up-to-the-minute information on whether the LHC is indeed as safe as the physics community says it is, consider consulting this website:
http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com
(If you are seriously worried, you might prefer this one: http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html It explains in detail all the reasons why we’re sure there’s no danger at all.)
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